your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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