i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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