i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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