ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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