Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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