but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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