Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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