Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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