I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Also, beer. Big fan.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I said "one day" and that day is not today
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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