I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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