I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
