glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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