Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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