The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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