check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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