Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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