Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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