Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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