How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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