come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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