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My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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