It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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