No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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