I need help removing her.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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