It's Friday. Sex?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Randomize