Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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