I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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