Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.

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(914): View more from New York

I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.

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(925): View more from California

After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.

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(585): View more from New York

Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together

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(559): View more from California

He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess

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keeper.

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(331): View more from Illinois

apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time

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