well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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