Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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