Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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