she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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