sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
