ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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