I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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