Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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