I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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