I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
