I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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