I think i peed on brittanys purse
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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