Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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