look no pants
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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