if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Ketchup is God's man juice
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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