yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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