I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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