He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Just cropdusted the office
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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