Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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