you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
birth control should be required to get into college
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
we should paint friendship bongs
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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