She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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