Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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