If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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