I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
are you so shy because you have an std?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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