The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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